- "G'Day, g'day! Fancy a trip to Willow Creek, did ya? Let me tell you, there's no better town to live in… most of the time. Ah, yer wantin' Elder Calafalas? She's in the Church most days 'round this time."
- "Thank you mate! I don't know how my brother can stand being around those thing! Anyways its bloody awful! I have lost three Shelias during the last month…"